Add It Up

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"Add It Up" is a song by American rock band Violent Femmes, released on their 1983 debut album Violent Femmes.

It contains the lyrics:

Why can't I get just one screw

Believe me I'd know what to do

But something won't let me make love to you

Why can't I get just one fuck

I guess it's got something to do with luck

Band member Gordon Gano commented:

The song title was used as the name for the compilation album by the group, Add It Up (1981-1993).

Some radio stations substitute a guitar note for the swear word for airplay.

Video Add It Up

Ethan Hawke's character in the 1994 film Reality Bites plays a cover of "Add It Up" with his band Hey That's My Bike.
The song appeared on the soundtrack to the video game Tony Hawk's Underground 2 .
The song was played during the last scene of "Stiiiiiiill Horny", the final episode of the TV show Suburgatory.
It is also featured in multiple scenes in the films Surveillance and Lost and Delirious.
The song was covered on a cello and piano, as are several other Violent Femmes songs, in the 2007 film Rocket Science.
It also serves as the theme song to the TV series Hollywood Residential.
The song appeared in season 3, episode 1 of the TV show "The 100". A cover by Shawn Mendes was also played.
The song also appeared on the US version of Shameless.
The song was used in a trailer for The Sims 2.
On Season 3, Episode 9 of Portlandia, Alexandra does a botched version of the song at an open-mic night.
The song also appears in Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare's Zombies In Spaceland map.